What do you say while asleep?

For a long time Karen has been recording shit stuff that her husband Adam says just for herself. But recently she opened up a blog, posting the best phrases from the previous night.

My personal favorites are:

'Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else.'
'The plumbing doesn't help with the cucumbers anymore.'
'Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good.'

Some skeptics say the blog is a fake, but I don't really believe you can make this up while conscious :)