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119 excellent comments:
Become the King of Bluff ads are great. Don't think you would want to paly poker against those guys.
Become the King of Bluff ads are great. Don't think you would want to play poker against those guys.
you guys are fags
^ Well that was clever..
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anywho, the ads are awesome.
So last night I touched my dog inappropriately and masturbated while I touched him. It felt great. I sprayed my hot cum on my dogs fuzzy face. Then we both fell asleep in each others cum.
i agree with the last comment it is fun to find furry animals and let your balls touch theres while thinking of your grandma let all go kill ourselves...YAY!
he didnt say anything about balls touching you lace curtain faggot.
i wish they had IQ tests in order for people to be able to access the internet...
^
The internet would become a very lonely place.
yes, but it would be much easier on my sanity
nothing like anonymous posting to accuse people of being gays. and off course it is also a great place to confess that you masturbated with your dog.
i pooped my pants
OMG get a life you sick freaks... This is why girls are better than guys.
And you're why girls are more annoying than guys...
Anonymous posting is great.
I stumble it just for the comment real funny ones XD
"OMG get a life you sick freaks... This is why girls are better than guys."
shut up and go make 75 cents to our dollar you dumb bitch
Mom, do you know why my shoes are?
The ads are good, the comments are hilarious.
Amazing work, creative and delivers the messages in so nice way.
What an arrogant ass. Girls earn just as much as guys -.- Stop living in the past.
"OMG get a life you sick freaks... This is why girls are better than guys."
...what is, that they're unashamedly sexist or that they can't take a joke?
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
"What an arrogant ass. Girls earn just as much as guys -.- Stop living in the past."
Why are you here? Is your computer in the kitchen, or what.
Naa id rather be here than in the kitchen thanks :)
haha! you are so funny! and clever!
BITCH GET OFF MY INTERNET AND GO READ A BOOK ABOUT A HORSE
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
my 3-ring binder broke, im so pissed
I kissed a girl.
And I liked it.
the KKK one is hilarious!
I think we should all masterbate with our dogs while looking at ironic pictures on teh internetz.
OMFG LOLZ FREAK OUT!!!11!!1!!1!
Hah, everyone calm the fuck down. It's all people fucking with your brain to make you overreact. If you go for it, you're an idiot.
...Obviously.
so..... on a new note i have always wondered what it would be like to be able to be a complete asshole and then blame it all on the fact i bleed out my crotch
"so..... on a new note i have always wondered what it would be like to be able to be a complete asshole and then blame it all on the fact i bleed out my crotch"
So how was it?
"What an arrogant ass. Girls earn just as much as guys -.- Stop living in the past."
actually...women still do not make as much as men...and that goes as high up as women CEOs. Last time I checked it was 74 cents to a man's dollar, and those stats are from this year. Do your research before you comment on someone else being an ass, because obviously he's not the only one with a sub-par IQ
"that they're unashamedly sexist"
I do believe you have that backwards. If any sex is "unashamedly" sexist, it's men.
World, I have a serious case of swamp ass.
Hey Anonymous why don't you just shove a cornstalk through your dickhole while combing your pube fro?
duxbury, ma
Anonymous comment guys! Get a life... please. Oh, wait...
I masturbate 3 times a day, to thoughts of me having a 4 way with the Jonas brothers. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh, shit, that got me thinking, what if I had a four-way with the Jonas brothers. *errection*, and now I'm yanking it.
i cant take anymore and im fisting myself stupid!!!!
The comments are almost as good as the ads!
BTW I blow hamsters in return for having slim jims rammed up my butt by chimps.
Peace!
nice comments xD. i love poker go to http://www.pokerstrategy.com/uKD4FB to get 50$ poker money for free and learn how to play like the pros
I taught an autistic guy to play poker thinking he'd be great at it.
He wasn't & I won a shitload of money off him.
I have never seen these ads before and they are hella funny. Also the comments are funny. INTERNETZ, I <3 UUUU.
i know what it's like to be dead.
i know what it it to be sad.
Okay... Who said that it was a guy that said that stupid comment about his dog anyways? Is it not sexist to assume that? Sex has nothing to do with anything. I've known girls that are smarter then some guys and vice versa...
I'm a zoophile. Why the fuck not?
Yeah your right i guess i should change my "This is why girls are better than guys" to "guys tend to say grosser things than girls do" lol
Actually the comment posted by the person who said girls are better than guys only helped prove how stupid girls are.
The original comment could have been taken from either the point of view of a man or a woman, but the aforementioned dumbass poster assumed it was a man. Reading comprehension anyone?
I coded for your IP addresses.
Dog masturbator is from Illinois.
My dog likes it up the ass...Maybe that's cause he's dead =P
Who said that it was a guy that said that stupid comment about his dog anyways?
Not to burst any self righteous bubbles, but eh... him? when he said he sprayed hot cum in his dogs face?
Also, I have to assume Heather's post is ironic, or it will affect my faith in humanity.
PS I do liek mudkips
Actually idiot that was hypocritical. (4th comment up from this) Who said the person who made the comment about girls being better than guys was a girl anyway? You assumed just like they did...
BUTTS
Naa... I don't like dogs that much... actually i rather gerbils... hehe... GERBILS!
Whoever wrote that comment 7 up from this totally just got owned by the poster 3 up from this.
BURN.
"Actually the comment posted by the person who said girls are better than guys only helped prove how stupid girls are.
The original comment could have been taken from either the point of view of a man or a woman, but the aforementioned dumbass poster assumed it was a man. Reading comprehension anyone?"
Actually all you did was prove how stupid you are, thank you for that.
PHOTOSHOPPED
Hahaha
The posts here are funnier than the fucking adds...
But seriously.. a change of subject is in need... no more talking about masturbating over dogs...or how sexist people are...
Who likes bacon? I love it!
"What an arrogant ass. Girls earn just as much as guys -.- Stop living in the past."
"Why are you here? Is your computer in the kitchen, or what."
Oh how I laughed.
I love chauvanism.
And I'm a chick =/
Women = FAIL
Q: Why was hellen keller a bad driver?
A: She was a woman.
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I am horribly offended by all these comments. I am a woman, and I love having sex with dogs as much as the next guy. Yeesh.
i gotta have me some boats and hoes
How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass?
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...Very Pleasing!
Suck my cock everybody;D
This is stupid to post comments like this and comments above and beyond this are stupid too.
I posted because i was bored. Bored people are boring. Bitch.
I lost my pickle!! Has anyone seen my pickle?! It's green, and kinda bendy, and it tastes like pickle!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11one
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see the problem here is all the stupid over politically correct fuck nuts don't get why we make fun of them when they respond to things like
hairy cuntface bitch nigger getting fucked by 7 dogs and a short fat man with body Oder and a mustache.
ANONYMOUS
lol butts lol
This reads like a typical night at college to me, and i'm talking about the sober ones.
wow...u ppl have too much time on ur hands!!
I'M FIRIN MAH LAZR
Cool ads.
You guys who post comments about the ads are fags.
Girls are better at guys? Yeah maybe at making sandwiches, now get your vagina life support system into the fucking kitchen and make me one, bitch.
--so..... on a new note i have always wondered what it would be like to be able to be a complete asshole and then blame it all on the fact i bleed out my crotch--
I can always assist you with that you ASSHOLE. Your a douche-bag...therefore, you need no other excuse.
Oh and to the other douche who made the comment about taking taking her vagina life support system back into the fucking kitchen to make him a sandwich.
First off....FUCK OFF....secondly, this is why you are the king of masturbation and can't get a girl. Looser...
I just wanted to let everyone know something that I have discovered through hours and hours of research. I scoured thousands and thousands of wikipedia articles and here is my conclusion:
9/11 was in inside job.
^I know. I was in on 9/11. I helped plant teh bobms.
Check my dossier I'm for real.
yeah me too!!11!!!1!111!!!1!!!111111!!!!! I was won of the guys on the plane and we carshed in to the building and we got out and had a party and stuff. and everyone was just being happy and then we just walked out and watched a firewurks show and the party center fell down and we were sad and everyone was like "OMGZ" and we were liek "YA I KNO RITE?" and we just went home an d we still keep in touch and we are cool friends and wwe fly planes and have paerties in buildins that fall down
""that they're unashamedly sexist"
I do believe you have that backwards. If any sex is "unashamedly" sexist, it's men."
Well, that's not sexist at all...
Fail comments are fail.
I swear that /b/ is slowly integrating itself into the rest of the internet. 2 years from now, there will be no public forums that are absent from Mudkips, "Photoshopped", or random other innapropriate comments.
It'll be good times for all :D. Share the love.
Random ftw!
.....buttsecks.
Do you know the difference between a penis and a shotgun?
- When the shotgun goes off in a child's mouth, the crying *stops*.
:D
funniest comments ever!
I like it when your mom's bowels are all rumbly and fickle, after she's eaten a block of cheese and couldn't shit for three days, and then ate alot of prunes to clean the pipes.
Why? Because she can squeeze a nice solid log down my throat, past my trembling lips, and move her hairy ass cheeks up and down a few times while i deepthroat her divine log.
and THEN, after i slowly eat it, bite by bite, savouring the muskiness her dribbling urine adds to the buffet, she suddenly unleashes a flood of bright brown-red diharreha, as i hungrily gulp it down like a thirsty african child, swishing the last "flupp!" of liquid shit like a wine taster savors 1932 vintage.
which is a wonderful coincidence, seeing as you mom is 1932 vintage too.
ps. old women smell is even more pungent on a pair of panties that have been rubbed on her sagging, wart covered labia.
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
Well now, that was incredibly disturbing and just generally ridiculous. Thank you all for that.
tl;dr
i would like to sincerely thank (almost) everyone who posted here, because i just spent the last five minutes reading your posts, and they were very amusing
Indeed. They are so amusing that amusement needed a new name. It's now called nigger in a barrel rolling down a hill.
Your mum
Not rolling...tumbling. a nigger tumbling down a hill...sshheesshhh. while committing buttsecks, of course.
How tall is the grass in Germany?
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This Heil *salutes*!
and what makes you people think that others want to know about your fetishes?
Why don't you find a fetish website to post on?
lol so true.
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve know each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Repeat Chorus)
Give you up, give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give,
Never gonna give, give you up
(Last four lines repeat)
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
(Chorus times three)
just figured i'd leave my place in history here.
holy crap i just got rick rolled.
Oh Shit I Rick Roll in TEXT!
oh guess waht!!!!!
SUHPWISE!!!!!
BUTTSECKS!!!!
I wish I could talk to SOME of you - why bless your dear hearts you are a mixed up crowd, but I am taking Psychology and the Social Sciences at College - chasing a University degree - and so many of you would make and Great Study
For one or two I could recommend a good Psychiatrist though.
These guys don't need a Psychiatrist! All they need is LULZ!!!
lol I guess that's why they call this forum random XD
oh... wait
why ae u guys wasting ur time trying to be idiots saying u touch ur dog or urself i realy dont care how about u egt of ur blogging asses and go do something that is actually productive with ur lives then maybe u will know where im coming from when i say all you people are a wast of o2
I'm a girl and I spray hot cum, ask my boyfriend.
Also RIck you are Gay!
Thanks stumble!
Stumbled on this and figured I better get in on the action...definitely loved the random Boat and Hoes comment
"Barbara Walters, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, go!"...love that movie
I guess this is the end so farewell to everyone
PS: Suck it Bitchcookies
yo dawg i heard that you like strippers so i filled your trunk with dead hookers
ok first- stumbleupon is great
second- this flame war was pretty b.a.
third- dog masterbator you are a troll
and a damn good one, i tip my hat to you
fourth- SHOOP DA' WOOP!!!!
Lmao was this on Stumble for the ads or the comments?
I RAPE CHICKENS
My duck just farted. Boy! Talk about a Dutch Oven!
momoneypoker.com
freerolls
nodeposits
strategy guides and tutorials.
outstanding.....Spy Gear
World Class trolling, A++, would read again!
Wow - some of these comments are dirtier than fingering your twin sister and finding your dads wedding ring
I read this and then talked about it.
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